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"Merging anecdote-driven theory with a freewheeling, maverick energy, Release the Bats offers a turbocharged manifesto of sorts that is fully in sync with Pierre's established public persona of someone hitting his conversational stride halfway between his sixth and seventh sundowner." -New Statesman

How to write

when all you have is a feeling

You can be insecure and be a writer.

You can be unsuccessful and be a writer.

You can be a bad person and be a writer.

You can be a drinker, a procrastinator, a freak.

You can be compulsive, dependent, delusional.

You can be under house arrest.

You can be on medication.

You can be wrong.

And be a writer.

You just have to write.

That’s where it gets tricky.

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There are a million gurus, books and groups that can tell you where the verb goes, and sell you a rewarding, methodical way to write.

This book is about another way.

One you might end up with.

Because, once you get over this being a job you can do in your underwear you will find yourself in that underwear in the dead of some miserable night more alone than you thought you could be.

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And you won’t give a fuck where the verb goes.

"Brilliant, funny and very useful."  -Times Literary Supplement

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